5.27.2009

They Don't Know They're Going to Die...

Oh spicy spicy Anaheim pepper, how I cant' wait to eat you. I have about 4 of these growin, just taunting me with idea that, someday, they may be the basis for chile rellenos. They know their time is coming.

(Have I mentioned that I'm writing this on about two hours of sleep so it may seem a little odd.)

5.26.2009

Aahahhahaah, Im Aint Skeered!


After much coercing, my fiancee made me two super-sweet raised beds. However, since he has about three hours a week of free time, I took it upon myself to make two more and...I USED PROFESSIONAL POWER TOOLS!!!!

I had to Google "How to unlock a Dewalt Miter Saw" and found the following forum reply: "If you can't unlock a miter saw, you probably shouldn't be using it". Luckily for my garden, I don't give a crap. I figured out how to unlock the dang thing and went to choppin, my phone next to me prompted to dial 911 incase a chopped a few digits. Here are the results:


* Note the fine craftmanship of these deluxe and jangy corners. The lesson here: there's more than one way to skin a cat providing that you have many many many nails to secure your corners. (The internet doesn't hurt either).

5.22.2009

Bartering is So FREAKIN RAD!

So, these really cool folks were gving away a freakin ton of windows in exchange for someone to paint a scene on one of them for their sunroom.  Um, Yes, abso-freakin-lutely.  They were soooooo generous!  I got about 50 windows at least!  Next stop...humongous greenhouse!  

5.14.2009

Ten Million Strong....and Growing.

HOly crap, I've been so busy making prints for a recent show and preparing for another that I've neglected my grow blog. The rad thing is that, even though i've been a lazy planting turkey, my veg keeps growing...Ive eaten so much freakin red leaf lettuce that i kinda wanna puke. We have taters to spare, onions gallore, lettuce (wayyyyy too much lettuce), arugula that's outta control, teeny corn sproutlets, lots o' kale, tons of herbs, a soybean sprout, one teeensy anaheim pepper (my favorite new addition, re-emerging yellow pepper plants, and two huge tomato plants (that, so far, have sprouted two itty bitty green tomatos. Images to follow...

Also, someone, anyone, please please please come take some of this lettuce. I have scissors on the front step, please help your self. And parsley and arugula, please take them. For cripes sakes, take them!*

* ps, if you get sick off my veggies, you're not allowed to sue me. I mean, I didn't poison them or anything but the FDA isn't exactly stamping me "Approved" either. Thanks for your cooperation.